| Date: | 1992-07-01 | |
| Time: | 4:13 p.m. | |
| Title: | Scam | |
| Here I am, officially typing this very important message, here at the Cutting Edge Corporate Offices in Washington, D.C., and I hope to God that everybody reads it. That everybody switches down the radio, puts down the newspaper, lets the water boil a bit more, and ignores the crying cat. Yes, this message is indeed full of very pertinent information which is -- obviously -- very grave and very important to very much the most of us veritable people. As I was saying, I was sitting at my Executive Office in the CECO, doing some very important work when this grave news came across my ever-so-powerful desk, and I stopped moving worlds and building civilizations for just a moment to take the time to report to you what is indeed some very important information.
And as I sit here, the last this eve in the CECO except for the odd janitor and security guard, all alone in ths vast concrete, glass, and steel pinnacle towering over the men who built it, the men who toiled and died to construct it, and their children and wives who adore and ignore it, I am as mortal and small as any. And as I sit here, with this message in my hand, to be read to all, to be heard by all, is as a trivial flyer blown through the freeway backwind. Will they comprehend it? Will they even read it? Will they, above all, take heed? And as I choke, with this ultimate message of gravity, I have found that the answer is no. An undeniably negative response . . . roaring through the skies, finding its way to me in my dock to the airborne oceans. So fuck it. | ||